Scream 4 – Movie Review


(Just realised that the poster is in some other random language, I’m too lazy to take the effort to update this crappy movie’s poster)

This was showed on Channel 5 yesterday and I watched it with my dad, I missed out the first 15 minutes, but I guess it’s not that important anyways, slasher movies are mainly on … … … slashing people? I guess missing 1 or 2 won’t matter.

I think I did watched the first movie before (I think so…), it’s just that most of the slasher movies are very similar to each other, even the “When a Strange calls”? It’s kinda the same thing, erm… with lesser people killed I think.

Anyways, this whole movie had so many illogical points, I have no idea why did I even finished watching this.

I think for one thing, people become 500% more vulnerable in slasher movies, whereas compared to action movies, the people in there become 500% stronger, but well, since I’ve been in a brawl fight before, I’m not sure on the scale of 0-100 of 0 being tofu, and 100 being a brick, which number will a real normal human being stand (not taking into account those people with big muscles). So let’s just skip the part of people being easily killed in this show, because most of them don’t even put on a good fight / struggle.

It seems boring and okay at first, and then killings started. There’s this woman in the car park (where the audience already kinda can guess that she’s the culprit) alone, with no background music, eerily loud echo sound, dark and secluded and she’s walking to her car, and she got a mysterious call from the killer, saying she’s gonna die or something (I don’t even remember what’s the dialogue), amazingly, she managed to rush to the car and got herself inside.

Okay, at this point of time, the usual cliche is that the killer is behind her and is gonna grab her neck and slit her throat or something. The writer managed to surprise me though, because instead of going the usual cliche way, they totally went out of the way. The. killer. actually. appeared. right. in. front. of. the. front. view. glass. So apparently, the killer was sprawled all on the top of the car and just showed his face at the front. No.. really.. why? Because logically, if I’m the driver, I’d definitely just start up my car to knock him off right? So… why? I’d rather they go the usual cliche way, because that’s so much more logical. Let’s ignore this part.

This woman, in the car, actually, I don’t know, maybe we just have different logic. Instead of double checking to see that all the locks to the car are locked. This genius, she actually came OUT of the car (when it’s been damn f*cking clear that the killer is outside. Woman, the killer IS outside!! What the hell are you going out for???)


I literally did this in front of my tv, literally. Because. it. was. so. damn. retarded. It’s a killer!!! Woman, this killer had been reported to be killing people around the town, and he even dropped you an fyi of wanting to kill her. I nearly said out the f word, but I was vaguely aware of my dad beside me, so I changed to “hell” at the last second.

Okay, so she came out, and actually tried to ran to the exit of the carpark. Why???????????? Okay never mind, let’s just look over this weird incident and pretend this woman never existed in the show.

Another part that made me wanna scream is when this random writer (who is also the sheriff’s wife but that’s not important at all) who had a writer’s block, she want to use, observe, get inspiration, find idea, write a story based on the killings (I think, honestly no idea wtf she’s trying to do). So anyways, based on previous Scream 1 2 3 ∞, the main protagonists (including this writer, okay she’s not that random, but anyways this whole movie seems like a bunch of random people to me anyways, except for the mask itself) deduced that the killer will go to a local Halloween party for a killing spree.

So this random writer went to the party and setted 4 cameras to record down of any killings that might happen. Then again, Killer aside, does this woman has any moral beliefs? She want to record down the killer killing people? *rub temples* Actually, I’m not sure are we going to just catch the killer? Because viewing this on many different perspectives, this writer seems a bit …. <insert bad adjectives here> to me. Okay, let’s just not fixate on any malfunction of moralities here and move on.

Back to the retarded plot, this writer set up the cameras and went back to her car to spy through the cams.. So… After a while, one by one, her camera are blocked out by something, until the last camera, she turned the camera around just in time to see the killer’s mask before the camera was blocked out too. She called her hubby (the sheriff, okay, thus I have to mention it earlier for this) to tell him that she saw the killer and blah blah what not. For some reason, the females in this show all seem to aspire to become retards / dumb shits / bimbos / stupid the heroines of the town. After they both hung up on each other (I don’t remember what’s the order of the hanging up, no one cares), 2nd genius went back to the place to fix the cameras. Really, went back in bare-handed, the only person 2nd genius informed is her husband who are like at least a few km away and might / might not rush here because he can’t wait for the dumb fuck to die. he didn’t quite believed what she said.

Get this, 2nd genius went back to the place where she set up her cameras, single-handed-ly, bare-handed, to fix her cameras that. are meant for recording the killings of others. She saw the killer blocking off the cameras. and she went back to the place to fix her cameras. she saw the killer in the camera. she went back there to fix it. bare handed. alone.

3vrnn6 (love these memes)

Fine, who am I to judge how they should live their lives anyways. Just do whatever you geniuses want. I bet the killers can’t even find a great sense of accomplishment killing them.

Please turn off logic brain next time when you’re watching stupid shows like this.

Then again, just skip it.

I just wanna give myself a pat for actually seeing through to the end of this movie.

Actually wait, when you think about it. This movie does has a fitting title, it literally makes you wanna scream in pain over its ridiculous plot.


2 thoughts on “Scream 4 – Movie Review

    1. yeah this movie is like a piece of joke lol!!
      at that point of time, im just glad they didnt get a blonde for that char, adding on to the stereotyping of blondes lol.

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